Friday, August 15, 2008

Justin Isis - Cockblocked By H.P. Lovecraft

Look, Philip! It's Jeon Ji-Hyun and Kim Hee Sun! Let's try to impress them with our abstruse mathematical knowledge!


Do you guys have Nobel Prizes? Or the Fields Medal?


Well, not yet, but

We've written a number of papers on topology.

And we played a significant role in the 1950's British poetry scene known as "The Movement."

"The Movement"? I just had a "Movement" a few hours ago. But then I flushed the toilet!


H.P. Lovecraft, you're making my pussy wet.

Come on girls, let's go look at historical buildings in the Providence area.

You had me at "Come."

Damn that H.P. Lovecraft.

Damn him to HELL.

I bet he can't even factor quadratic equations without recourse to a digital calculator!

1 comment:

alan said...

I do like this post, but my comment here is in fact an attempt to get in touch with Justin Isis, for whom no contact info appears to be given, and ask him about the Akutagawa translation he was offering in the comments to a different blog. I can be reached at alanshorn at gmail.